Why people do not buy Sleep.

“Maybe if school didn’t start at 7am it wouldn’t be a problem. This is coming from a high school student if you were wondering. And I do understand that the point is to prepare you for a job, but in this day and age a lot of people don’t go to work until 9:30-10.”

“Hi my name is jules chenut, I'm a sleep consultant. You're question is fantastic. What you're expressing is called revenge bedtime procrastination. The solution is leisure. Adding fun and satisfaction during the day will make it feel "enough" at night. -> I wouldn't focus on…”

“Whenever I take a break from marijuana, by day 3 I start getting vivid and more frequent dreams. I would relate that to me falling into a deeper sleep and hitting my REM cycle better. I would say it may make you feel more sleepy and knock out quicker kind of like alcohol would…”

“One of the best sleeps I've ever had was on a cruise ship. Inside cabin, completely black. A/C on. Engine noise purring in the background. Gentle sway of the ship rocking back and forth. No alarm, cause...vacation. It was practically orgasmic. I've been chasing that sleep ever…”

“I fucking do all the time. I make it a point to get 7-8 hours every night. When my company laid people off and made 10hr days mandatory we had to get in at 5am. I was the only one who started going to bed earlier. Everybody else lost 2 hours of sleep. It seems every other day…”

“And because you may sleep even if you think you don’t”

“Sleep is for the weak. Also it's a waste of time. Stay awake and have more time for activities! Like existential crises, or crippling depression over coming out the loser in imagined scenarios, or learning to bake bread! Fuck sleep.”

“I’ve set every smart light bulb in my house to start dimming at 9:30pm. By 10:30pm the reach 1% and click off. In the mornings they click on at 1% at 5:45, and slowly get brighter over an hour. No alarms in the morning and I wake up no problem. At night I am FIGHTING to stay…”